1. A complete and utter douchebag. Abandoned the Texas Rangers, and took a sh*t on the best team in baseball(Yankees) to be gay lovers with Roy Halladay. A discrace to all of baseball, and an example to other free agents on what NOT to do. "Took his talents to South Beach"
2. The new Lebron James
1. Cliff Lee has no penis. Nor does he deserve one, as he is a complete assfuck. Hopefully he gets anally raped in the world series next year by either the Rangers or the Yankees.
2. Cliff Lee=Lebron James
Having been gender re-assigned at birth this curious beast is often found surveying the local alternative lifestyle clubs. He is often confused and unresponsive to stimulus from the opposite sex. He is a lonelypathetic creature, and she be dealt with extreme caution. Be wary of his listening abilities you may have to repeat yourself 1000 times, as he is almost always pre-occupied with sending emails which have absolutely no purpose.
Abby-lee is a sweet girl. She loves to take challenges. She is bisexual. That's what makes her special. She is single most of the time.kinda ghetto and wears durags. She loves to dance with her friends. Also of Hispanic culture. That's an Abby-lee and that's what makes her special