Kyle

Kyle is the definition of a black hole of mountain dew and happiness. No positive thought feeling or game will escape his clutches as he laughs at your foolishness. He likes writing edgy poetry and making stories that are always depressing. He has a close group of friends and requires an infinite source of sunshine Aka happiness to keep him of the back of others. HE DON'T LIKE FORTNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nathan: Stop being such a Kyle Jason.
Kyle: Well at least I'm not a Nathan.
Nathan: Shut the flip up.

by Krygenic freezing November 6, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is all around perfect amazing guy, he will make you smile even though he is not in a good place, always thinks about the next than himself... he is a very courageous and caring guy that has money for days.

Kyle is a cool guy.

by Kylė November 22, 2021

kyle murry

Like wee wains

Has a small cock

Aw my name is Kyle Murry

I like wee wains ooo Harry findlay would u like to sook my wee willy

by Aiden mac February 8, 2020

Kyle

Kyle is a big scrawny douche who's never been laid an likes transgenders.

Who in the h-e double fuck are you?. I'm Kyle!, no waayyy I'm Kyle too!.

by Ligdeeznutz June 23, 2022

Kyle

Someone who drinks monster energy drinks and punches drywall. Usually cocky and easy to anger.

We had to fix the drywall again ... Kyle got all fucked up on monsters and went crazy.

by Pr3ttym0nstr December 26, 2020

Kyle

Most admirable human you’ll ever meet. Really amazing, funny and outstanding humans.

Kyle is better than you

by the amazing boy October 13, 2019

Kyle

A guy who loves hurting himself after a few white claws.

Wow, Altreuter was a real Kyle last night.

by Not Jared S June 23, 2022