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Kelly D Johnson

Biggest Justin Bieber fan, he loves her back! awesome,cool, talented, blonde haired, blue eyed, joke telling, gymnast, mini, mighty KELLY! tiny footed, short legged, awkward handed, amazing personalitied person! every girl wants to be a kelly!
....R.....A....N....D....O....M.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kelly D Johnson : "theres dionosaur pee on my finger!
by biebercakes August 23, 2011
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oj bobby johnson

To pull an Oj Bobby Johnson off one must pull out right before the thot is about to climax, to attend to real Oj shit.
Woman: Oh I'm almost there
Man: (pulls out) I have to go, got work more important than you bitch. I'm the real Oj Bobby Johnson.
by Technine311 April 15, 2014
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5:30 Johnson

The 5 o'clock shadow on your balls after you shave them.
She had tongue rash from his 5:30 Johnson.
by Aphelion_Blue January 19, 2015
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The Scrappy Johnson

When you bend a girl over and hit it from the back while pulling hard on her ponytail thus giving her the ride of a lifetime
I gave my wife the scrappy johnson the other day and she couldnt walk straight for two days
by Sjeveryday December 19, 2015
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emily marie johnson

Emily Marie Johnson is one of the most beautiful people! She is very kind hearted and is not selfish! She isn't fake even if she doesn't like you! She hates people who bully! Emily Marie Johnson is popular in school and is well known! She is very athletic but doesn't show it in school! Outside of school she does cheerleading and volleyball! Many people misjudge her! She is beautiful but doesn't believe!
Emily Marie Johnson

is so pretty and athletic i wish she knew that!
by auaishhssb July 7, 2017
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cannon ball johnson

when her pussy is so loose that you climb onto the dresser and cannon ball into it.
by Kobe Minx October 24, 2017
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marcell service-johnson

He is an amazing person and will always be.He is good at football and very soft.He keeps his best friends close to his heart and never lets go of them.If you have a Marcell Service-Johnson in your life dont let him go so easily
Your so nice like a Marcell Service-Johnson
by Unknown643567 December 3, 2017
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