Irish Tuba

The process of inserting a tuba into your partners anal cavity and attempting to pour beer through the tuba and into the anus. After your remove the tuba and fart out the beer in tune any Irish song.

Dude me and my frat bros did the Irish tuba last night, I’m sore.

by Scubathetuba April 11, 2023

Irish doll

The act of yanking ones testicles from thus anus and placing them on your partner's forehead sprinkled with some irish pepper and seasoned with lucky charms.

Hey babe remember that time I made you into an Irish doll ? Great thing I didn't want kids in my life.

by Morgan Freamane January 16, 2020

Irish Bail

When you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of a long prison sentence so she's occupied for the duration.

The Judge gave Billy 10 years but luckily his girlfriend received irish bail so she'll have something do to while Billy is away.

by SoberCaine November 6, 2021

Irish Rectal Exam

It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!

I was bloody pissed, so I did an Irish Rectal Exam.

by Shaftblaster August 8, 2023

Much like the Irish

Parker is gay

Dude I'm so tired,
Much like the Irish dude.

by BruceDaCariboo May 11, 2018

Irish layoff

When your employer stops engaging you or giving you work to do in the hopes that you’ll just go away.

I’ve been waiting for months for an assignment, do you think I’m getting an Irish layoff?

by Chuckaknight February 15, 2024

Irish men get drunk and play with their junk

Irish men.

1: how is toby?

2: ah yk irish men get drunk and play with their junk!
1: ahh alr i got u

by NauticalOcean February 4, 2024