Dirty Dog of the Internet

This is a term typically used to describe the irrational scum of the internet.

Its singular form (Dirty Dog of the Internet) can be used as just a general term to describe a particularly frustrating individual online, an insult directed towards a person, or as a normal, profane term.

Its plural form (Dirty Dogs of the Internet) can be used to describe a group of individuals on the internet that are generally seen as annoying, or can just be used as a normal, profane term.
"This dirty dog of the internet is a living logical fallacy with all his incomprehensible bullshit."

"<annoying social media site> is a group of dirty dogs of the internet!"

"Shut up, you dirty dog of the internet!"

*stubs toe* "Dirty dog(s) of the internet!"
by Sweggins June 18, 2015
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Best Internet Friend

Best Internet Friend (BIF); BIF is someone more like a Bestfriend or a close friend but on the internet.

This friendship is likely more loyal, genuine and trustworthy because of the distances both individuals have from one another and the only medium to interact they have is the Internet.
He/she is my best internet friend.
You are one of my best internet friend.
by urbannm December 17, 2017
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Rule 100 of the internet

Gay will not be tolerated.
Bruce Jenner: Look I'm a girl because feelings > facts
Our Lord and Savior Ben Shapiro: Rule 100 of the internet libtard
by Honkler December 01, 2018
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spit internet game

to hit on someone via the interent
yo, that party was full of lame white dudes that spend their time spitting internet game at highschool girls
by some white dude July 22, 2003
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As it becomes widely known that a particular search returns few or no hits, that will cease to be the case.

A take on the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, it really is more closely related to the Observer Effect but due to conflation of these terms (and having been coined already on many sites) it is known as Internet Uncertainty Principle.. Tho really, Internet Observer Effect is a much better imo >_>
huh? this quote i found online says that googling for absolute+zero+lesbians yields 0 results, but i get several hundred... what gives????
The answer is Internet Uncertainty Principle
by erroris September 18, 2008
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Internet tough guy

A succesfull person who is just one plain ticket away from kicking your ass.
daaamn, that internet tough guy just took out mike tyson in one punch!
by Anonymous24526453 May 01, 2009
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Internet Shit Magnet

A person who find the craziest stupid shit around the internet and posts it in chat rooms or social websites.
That douche is a internet shit magnet. He's always posting smut!

That block is a real online ISM internet shit magnet! A regular lyretic shitz magnet.
by Dick Mc. February 22, 2011
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