37-year-old girlfriend of 6 years: “No seriously, where do you think this relationship is going?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”
Me: “Ugh. How would I care?”
by Dolanski May 5, 2018
Get the how would I caremug. by XanderBunn1, Master of Chaos December 24, 2023
Get the HOW WAS THE FALL 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥mug. “Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023
Get the Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.mug. A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.
Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
by hugalahugalalolo777 March 6, 2016
Get the How old is your newspaper?mug. 
Jordan "hey davo, how'd you pull up this mornin?."
Davo "fuck mate. Feeling a bit how you doin aye."
Davo "fuck mate. Feeling a bit how you doin aye."
by Mr. Repair Man October 9, 2020
Get the feeling a bit how you doin ayemug. by toastyflakez April 20, 2022
Get the see how it just beads offmug.