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Whipper hammer knocker

When a whippersnapper beats up a hammerknocker.
Britney beating up Mike!

Britney is the whipper hammer knocker.
by britneyyyyyy October 13, 2011
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The Hammer

The hammer is an insulting sequence of words, backed by fact beyond reasonable doubt, which leaves the recipient speechless and without a comeback.

The dropping of the hammer should always be used with great discretion.
1. Guy: Why are you so ugly?
Girl: Same reason your penis is so small.
Random witness: *raises hand over head as if holding a hammer* "THE HAMMER!"

2. Randy has been dropping hammers all day.
by JD4thebest October 25, 2012
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piss hammered

so drunk you pee uncontrollably
Connor was so piss hammered that he pissed all over marissa amor
by Bacrow October 28, 2013
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Cross Hammered

A person who is high and drunk at the same time.
"Dude go home you are totally cross hammered"
by CobaltSSturbo October 28, 2013
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chris hammer

A legendary pornstar who now assists young stars like jenny swallows.
Chris hammer used to be the only pornstar id watch!
by Chrishammer January 13, 2016
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tv hammer

The tool of choice when you decide you don't want your TV anymore. The TV is put out of its misery by means of smashing.
Ugh! Fucks News again? Time to cancel the cable and get the TV hammer.
by ManMan36 October 3, 2016
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mexican hammer

Maria says she like mexican hammer's
by Miguellito123 July 5, 2016
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