Holy Damage

When the Pope throws a Bible through your window.

Don't get the window repaired! That's Holy Damage! That damage is holy!

by PuncherOfTrees May 20, 2023

Holy tits!

My bro came up with this, basically when something is so appalling or astonishing that "Holy shit!" or "Holy fucking shit!" wont cover it

Heres an example of "Holy Tits!" in a conversation
Jimmy: "Bro, look at him! he's lighting firecrackers in front of that guys house!"
Tom: "Wait, isn't that principal Skinners house?"
Jimmy: "Holy Tits!!!"

by GoFigure0 January 30, 2025

the holy o

A reaction that goes somewhere along the lines of HOLY OHHH

Baby I’m gonna show you why they call me the holy o

by Chemia33 October 25, 2017

Holy Fundoodlecakes

The longest way in the word to say oh my gawd.

Holy Fundoodlecakes you smell! Like uhhh.... Dunno.

by watzlyfe December 16, 2018

Holy Nips

It’s when a girl gets a halo shaped white tan line ring around her nipples from wearing pasties in a tanning bed.

That unusual tan stripper must be a devout Catholic, she certainly has some Holy Nips.

by Flyhi January 08, 2021

holy-shit epiphany

When you realize something fundamental about life that until that moment had escaped your attention

Holy-Shit Epiphany: Your personality is a commodity!
Holy-Shit Epiphany: There is no suffering without life!

by Rudee November 10, 2018

Holy Glambolio

A phrase that one says when they are hit with sudden realisation/knowledge

"Holy Glambolio, that's why they're mad!"

by S!nner December 08, 2018