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Foot Pencil

The act of licking a pencil than putting the pencil through each one of your toes individually and having a koala sniffing the eraser
“Yo get the koala we got to do some foot pencil
by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty December 23, 2020
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Foot Fairy

A type of Fairy that hangs around your feet.

They may try to Tickle! your feet. And are very mischevious.
They tend to be common
" I spotted a Foot Fairy at my feet the other day!"
by A Charlotte November 10, 2020
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a foot

person:what a foot
person 2: y e s
by no_uqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm November 13, 2020
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Foot humper

A nervous, pervert, squirrel. A guy that is is weird in a strange way that naturally upsets any woman he meets. A misfit that didn't get the memo. A dumbass who secretly thinks he is the shit. The wimp that thinks he's a pimp. He is the monkey that fucks the football. An adult male that your mother sprays down with the garden hose when he comes around. The fucked up guy that drugs the others in The Hangover films. A super pest. The little CHihuahua that humps the shit out of your foot while you wait for your girlfriend with her father.
Aw, here comes that foot humper that latched on to me a few years ago. How did he know I am going to the club?
by Screaming Pontiac Goat November 14, 2020
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my foot fell asleep

It’s when your foot gets pins and needles, or any part of your body! But when it gets pins and needles, you are just rephrasing “pins and needles”
Ex:
*martha has had her foot under her thigh folded for a while*
Martha: that was a good movie!

*marthat stands up*
Martha: ow my foot fell asleep!
by Jdhdjsjbdhejrbrhjebev November 18, 2020
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Foot Cheese

a fetish of cheese being on feet
by Hotdogfunnylol January 16, 2021
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Big footed bozo idiot

What you call some who is constantly being annoying and saying dumb things
“Canada is in the US” is something a big footed bozo idiot would say
by Maddie Jae January 20, 2021
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