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Fake Tumblr Girl 

a fake Tumblr girl or should I say female because most of them will get angry that you assumed their gender. They are those girls who always wear flannel, chockers, skinny jeans and usually have pixie cuts and/or dyed hair. They never stop talking about bands especially Twenty One Pilots, Fall Out Boy, and Panic! At The Disco and sometimes but not really anymore My Chemical Romance. They also never stop talking about how they are bisexual/lesbian/pansexual or genderfluid/a boy even if everyone else knows its a huge phase and it's actually ruining the lgbt community. They usually say "I'm so emo" whether its a joke or they actually believe themselves when really they're not and they're just a wannabe. They usually act deep without actually genuinley being deep, they also are like hipsters with posting auesthetic type pictures. They will most of the times claim they have a disorder like OCD, depression, anxiety disorder etc. when really they don't and it insults people with actual disorders. They are also overly obsessive with Steven Universe and Undertale. They think they're so cute when really they're super fake and it makes girls that look like them look bad when they're not fake at all.
Man this school has so many fake tumblr girls
Fake Tumblr Girl by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

Fake Cowboy 

Someone that acts country but listens to rap music.
You know that dude John that acts country but listens to rap? Yeah, he’s a fake cowboy

shake and fake 

When you are banging your girl from behind, tell her youre about to cum, pull out and quickly shake your head so some drool trickles down her back. she will think youre fnished until you turn her over and suprise blast seamen all over her face.
"dude that girl is being a ho-cake! shake and fake that bitch!"
shake and fake by sexislife July 24, 2009

Fake-stupid

Somebody that tries to elevate their intelligence by acting smart. Or 'au contraire, mon frère' to the contrary my brother a beach-blond like Paris Hilton that acts stupid but is actually intellectual, but by yet, being conniving so as to set out too deceive. feign and congeal their intellect
In Science class Jessica Simpson was like umm, fake-stupid on steroids. During lunch she went Physics on a mime Or, Paris Hilton played the media like Parker Brothers, as if... 'fake-stupid'. she played dumb and dee dee dee, for the 'perfect populist pitch' (free publicity and the such)

Facespacers 

1)People obsessed with myspace and/or facebook always getting on and posting useless blogs about everything they do or experience.

2) Picking fights on myspace and/or facebook

3)anything dealing with myspace and/or facebook
"oh yeah you read that from where?" "Myspace and facebook." "oh me two, me threee"

stupid facespacers...
Facespacers by Iden Envy December 13, 2009