dawg: yo bro, i performed a dark treats on your bitch last night
de shaun: ya i know, bitch lied and told me she had chocolate
de shaun: ya i know, bitch lied and told me she had chocolate
by jrptuisyng December 09, 2009
dark dial - when you wake up in the middle of the night and check the time only to inadvertently call your crush thus ruining EVERYTHING you've worked towards (similar to "butt dial" only with harsher consequences)
by darkdial January 05, 2017
Emperor Palaptine, danced "The Dark Slide," when he found out Boba Fett captured Han Solo, of The Rebel Alliance! Unfortunately, the emperor's joy, will be short-lived, since Leia eventually rescues Han Solo.
by jrpgkin May 10, 2022
When one person is engaging in the act of fisting another persons asshole, then proceeds to extend their index finger outwards to allow deeper penetration into the receivers asshole.
There is nothing better than giving the girlfriend the old Dark Marlin unexpectedly, especially when i'm wearing my class ring
by dookla December 04, 2015
A newly defined sexual orientation of 2021.
Someone who identifies as dark biscuit gender is usually firmly straight, but would dunk into the bi-zone if the person was hot enough.
Someone who identifies as dark biscuit gender is usually firmly straight, but would dunk into the bi-zone if the person was hot enough.
Adam: I was straight when I was with Eve, but I went full dark biscuit when I met Paul, he's a silver fox.
by Biscuits for dinner March 05, 2021
Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".
by Thejerseydirtbag May 01, 2015
by sajkfghdjasf July 17, 2023