bell cheese

Smegma that collects under the foreskin/prepuce.

Bell cheese is best served with sausage.

by 13th Oyster December 28, 2005

cheese machine

1) A machine that, when filled with different types of cheese, transports said cheese into one's pocket, the perfect place for all of your cheese.

2) A form of currency used to buy cheese machines, approximately 3 cheese machines can be exchanged for one cheese machine. It should be noted that this is no different than the first definition except in this instance the machine is being used as currency instead of a high tech dairy teleporter.

1) "Where you cheeses goin' today? We're going to cheeseland...everybody gonna go to cheeseland...eh uh...CHEESE MACHINE!"

2) "How much do you think this wonderful machine costs?"
"Oh I'd say about 6 or 7,000 dollars."
"That's where you're wrong my friend, you can get this cheese machine with three easy payments of the cheese machine."

"See, now I would have thought you'd have paid with money."
"Nope, you pay with cheese machines. Soon everything in the world will be bought with cheese machines...because of the economy and stuff."

by Jeralide December 4, 2009

cheeseburger

A sexual position requiring two women and one man. One woman sits on the other's face, allowing the woman being sat on to provide cunnilingus. The woman receiving cunnilingus must position her posterior parallel to the other woman's breasts. At that point, the man may enter and slide his penis between one woman's breasts until he enters the other woman's anus. This creates a "cheeseburger": two buns, some cheese, and meat.

James: Dude, seriously, why can't I ever get a girlfriend?
Matt: Because you always fucking ask them to get together with Cher and give you a cheeseburger!

by El Manana Chupanibre January 27, 2007

Cheese Loaf

A huge turd floating in the toilet.

"OMG! look at the size of that cheese loaf". "I know i did it myself".

by Dole Banana May 28, 2009

Oklahoma Cheeseburger

An Oklahoma Cheeseburger is when a man sticks his dick in a girls shit-filled ass then puts his favorite cheese and bread on his dick and the girl begins to eat at it. Can also add "mayonnaise".

Glenn: Dude, I was fucking my girlfriend last night and decided to give her my home made Oklahoma Cheeseburger with Extra mayonnaise
Jimmy:....... you are fucking disgusting.

by Cumrag1000 May 18, 2009

cheeseburger face

an endearing big, round face with cheeks that stick out pretty far on both sides of the face.

Renee Zelwegger, Queen Latifa, Kevin Spacey (just a tad bit), and "Big Boy"

by wama mama March 3, 2004

cheese thief

A person who is totally obsessed with stealing cheese.

A Fucking cheese thief is always stealing my cheese!

by Mrbiginpants January 18, 2009