Captain America

Someone that likes amrrica so much to the point where they hired a crew to make 2 movies we went to the war, became a superhuman, and saved the universe just because he likes America

Hey im gonna be captain America for Halloween

How much do you like this place?

by Thiccboy3000 October 7, 2020

Captain Long

Certified helicopter operator. On side he tends to take dick slinging very seriously with snapbots.

Captain longs leaks had him dick slinging on camera.

by Allie- Snapbot March 31, 2025

Mini Captain America

A small fellow, 5’7 or shorter who rows not only for himself but the greater good of America. Is typically seen in bow of a freshman 8 with his shield. Hates minorities with Riley during his off time.

Wow , Brick you’re like a mini captain America - archer larochelle

by TommKent February 29, 2024

Captain Assclown

An assclown who thinks him/her self superior to other assclowns.

John: "I'll do whatever I want, whenever I want! If you have a problem with that, kiss my ass!" Steve: "Just who the hell do you think you are, Captain Assclown?"

by Mini-Me January 31, 2015

Captain Trips

Someone who has achieved 0 pulse, 0 heartbeat and 0 respiration. Known to some in the EMS/Law Enforcement as "Triple Zero"

We had a check-for-well-being call and when we got there the guy turned out to be Captain Trips.

by sheepdog4life December 4, 2022

captain tigeroo

A half Russian tiger half Australian kangaroo great at kicking ass and being awesome

Captain Tigeroo stole my lucky charms

by Amaz1ng3 January 17, 2018

Captain Boomerang

A shirtless Australian man on steroids who hates vaccines, and always has boomerangs on hand.

Dude, that's Captain Boomerang!
Alfred got jacked up by Captain Boomerang!

by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025