Canadian Push Ups

Push ups in the snow. The purpose of doing push ups in the snow is increasing your pain tolerence.
Yo Chad, You want do some canadian push ups?
by skrtssskkkrrrttt September 20, 2020
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livi the canadian

Livi is a very short Canadian who lives in Canada if you didn’t know. They are one of the funniest people in lex and gi server and is also one of the shortest
Oh dude it’s livi the Canadian!
They are so funny!!
by Bigwomun December 13, 2021
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Canadian Christmas

American Thanksgiving. It gets cold earlier in Canada and everyone knows Thanksgiving is just pre-Christmas so like the forward thinking nation it is, Canada does Christmas early.
"What are you doing for Thanksgiving?"
"We already had that! I'm putting up my Canadian Christmas lights. They're jolly, eh?"
by ms.nomer November 21, 2017
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Canadian Christmas

When your parents give in and let you open gifts the day before. Comes from the stereotype of overly nice Canadians.
Oh shit I got a ps4 for canadian christmas, I might not even bother with real christmas
by SWAGBABE430-10 December 08, 2016
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stupid canadian

see Justin Trudeau, stupid canadian that he is.
by natchoman2 February 14, 2024
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Canadian comedian

A canadian who smokes pot then starts telling jokes. Some are really good, some are really bad, and sometimes you can't understand what they're saying. But they always make people laugh.
Ex. 1. Buddy: (with joint in hand) hey man wanna hear something funny?
Guy: fuckin eh right I do bud ahaha
Buddy: (says a really funny joke/pun)
Guy: man ahahah that's funnier than when the prime minister fell off his moose into a tub of maple syrup during the hockey game !

Both buddy and guy are Canadian comedians Because the joint is always shared
by immacookie August 15, 2015
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Canadian Necktie

A necktie tied by someone else for you, especially a stranger.
Ralph: Are you wearing a tie?
Robert: Oh it's a Canadian Necktie, I have no idea how to tie these things.
by Carledo Beowulf November 11, 2018
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