California Roll

Roll of fat that's squeezed out from under a tight bra.

Whoa, check out that girl, she's got a muffin top and a california roll.

by Dan604 June 9, 2007

California Gold Rush

After recieving oral sex to the point of orgasm, the reciever aims and shoots his semen up the performers nostrils and then gives the reciever a tissue to "mine" the newly polished "gold".

After prom my girlfriend let me give her a good-ole-fashioned California Gold Rush.

by Frank West August 28, 2006

California Turkey Wrap

A popular sandwich served at TooJays restaurant chain that consists of tabulah, mass amounts of turkey meat, lettuce on a spinach wrap with a little bit of cream cheese. What this has to do with California, I'll never know...

Eddie: "Hey, do you want a California Turkey wrap or a cheeseburger?"

Nick: "Do I LOOK like I'm from California? Get me a cheeseburger!"

by antandtheaardvark March 26, 2009

California Smoothie

A sexual act where the man pisses into the womans mouth, he shakes her boobs, then jizzes in her mouth, shakes again, then she spits it into his mouth, then they exchange the mixture by making out.

Houdini jizz boobs making out Cleaveland Steamer California Smoothie

by Thexactestimate January 5, 2010

California Cropduster

When your sexual partner is in the process of eating or licking your butt and you fart.

Dude 1: "That girl has a nice mouth."

Dude 2: "Yeah, I would give her a California Cropduster."

Dude 3: "You can run and tell that, homeboy."

by BigMeech(rickross) January 3, 2011

California reject

These are people not of California that speak negative of Californians. These people hate California only because for some reason they feel there is something there they don't have.

Hey California reject get over it. The sun rises and sets with you too. There's land, water, people, rich, poor, happy, sad. Lets not forget Taxes.

by Not a reject August 16, 2011

California

A state where the girls are hot but bitchy, expensive housing, reserved individuals who make an excuse not to socialize, and plagued with high taxes, and turn signals are taken for granted.

Morgan: How would you describe California?

Me: Full Of crap
Morgan: Why?

Me: Too expensive, bitchy women, bad job market, and drivers drive like they don’t have hands to utilize their turn signals.

by Girls ❤️ shafts September 30, 2019