Fruit cake

A disgusting type of cake made out of fruit and high in calories.

A name to call some one who is absolutely loopy or stupid.

“I really dislike fruitcake”
Or
“That dude is an absolute fruit cake”

by Churchy C October 26, 2020

Rice cakes

The name for an Asian person with a big ass

"Rice cakes has some mad cake for an asian"

by Big Mexican Daddy December 10, 2019

cake arse

A term used to describe someone with a slightly big buttocks, but no defining shape. commonly found on overweight men.

Dam Micky mac , you have some cake arse, you need to hit the gym.

by fathereddie9898 May 2, 2019

Soil caked

Ha made you look dipshit

You looked up soil caked dumbass

by Angry Kermit July 11, 2022

coffin cake

Dessert that is served at the after party of a funeral or wake.

A: Hey, how was your weekend?

B: Bad. I attended my great aunt's funeral.

A: Sucks, man. Sorry to hear that.

B: It could've been worse. At least they served coffin cake.

A: What?

B: Just a nice-looking cake with black frosting on it. It was pretty good.

by ShogunSlinger April 4, 2011

The cake is a lie

What most people online don't seem to fully understand, is that it is not just a fictitious reward, but also a silly, frivolous reward in the face of great risk and danger.

"Ivan told me if I broke into a Russian FSB computer, they have a Special Edition of the Urban Dictionary, with the correct definition of 'the cake is a lie!'" "Sorry Tovarish, we can't risk the chance you found out anything valuable, you must now eat this uranium yellowcake" "That kind of cake isn't for eating, it will poison me!" "Yes, well in your search for 'the cake is a lie', the cake was a lie."

by cuvtixo October 4, 2020

yam cake

A dish made from yam and flour, usually topped with fried shallots and chopped spring onions, served either steamed or pan-fried.

A yam cake showcases the quality of a yam.

The to-die-for yam cake consists of large chunks of deep-fried yam, crunchy peanuts, dried shrimps, garnished with fried shallots and chopped spring onions.

by twentyoneshadows June 25, 2016