cat-tasic

When something that is not a cat is very cat like. Can be used to describe/intensify a noun. Although usually positive, cat-tastic could serve to describe something that is cat like in a negative way (hairballs..)

That animal shelter was cat-tastic.

Cat shaped chairs are cat-tastic

I wish Jesus was more cat-tastic

by NOT alex. Hehe. December 21, 2004

Cat Melojin

bad; crap; shite; useless;

Irish coloqialism.

That game was cat melojin;

That's feckin melojin that is;

Q: How did ya get on in town last night?
A: twas Cat Melojin altogether!!, was langerated and some feckin gormless langer of a bouncer kicked me out!

by RobC July 14, 2003

raping the cat

A euphemism for masturbating, derived from a bad pun relating to catgirl porn.

"Dude, I totally walked in on Dave raping the cat!"
"At least he waited until The Secretary was over, unlike last time..."

by Xhihou July 22, 2008

cat's cunt

Another classic term for something that there is nothing better than. Bee's knees is the more commonly known synonym.

"I like your slacks."

"Yeah dude they're the cat's cunt!"

by Cuntdy June 24, 2008

kill a cat

Masturbating; jacking off; fingering yourself.

"Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

by Dustin November 21, 2004

jellicle cat

to leap or climb upon an object, surface, or person in an overly dramatic cat-like manner

We were about to leave, but then Evan had to go and jellicle cat on the car. We had to wait for him to get off the hood before we could go.

by merwenna November 28, 2012

cat flicker

a: VERB- One that enjoys flicking a cats exposed anus while its tail is erected

b: ABJECTIVE- A insultive word suggesting its meaning on the victim

"a: hey greg watch me flick this cat"

"b: man your dad is such a cat flicker"

by evlspcmk October 7, 2006