dish butt

when your butt is so flat that you can’t tell the difference between the back, butt, and legs. it’s all just flat.

That girl’s butt is so flat, she definitely has a dish butt!

by lextex December 11, 2018

butt calling

It's what happens when you dial/text someone by accident because you forget that your phone is in your back pocket when you sit down.

Person A: Hello? Hello? Person B: (no answer) Person A: Why are you butt calling me?! Person B: (no answer)

by cisi November 30, 2011

Butt Spittle

The liquid that comes out of your ass when you dry-ish fart. Like ass saliva or buttcrack sweat.

When you take a slo-mo video of you farting, don't get any butt spittle on my phone!

by Jean Jumps June 22, 2016

muskrat butt

When you've got swamp ass so bad your ass cheeks squeak like a muskrat.

Daniel, it sounds like crickets in here.

Nah bro, that's my muskrat butt.

by HCJV December 15, 2017

butt ornament

the left over tissue stuck one's butt after covering the toliet seat with tissue(toilet mummy).

I walked out of the bathroom with butt ornaments hanging out my pants.

I went to take a shit and my toilet mummy left me with butt ornaments.

by jody the super trooper March 8, 2010

Butt Rush

The feeling of extreme rectal laxity as a result of smoking any tobacco product. Esp. in a wake and bake situation where user has not taken a shit since at least the day before.

Woah brother, I've got really bad butt rush right about now

by Bird'Ands April 7, 2013

Butt Rubble

The detritus of toilet paper left on the bathroom floor (or in one's clothes) after using the bathroom.

The floor of their bathroom was covered in little pieces of butt rubble and hadn't been cleaned in ages.

by Petersworld October 27, 2011