ME-bag

1.(v),deriv. from "teabag" -when Windows ME metaphorically teabags you by failing to work. This is generally caused by using ME in the first place, because as most people know, it is an inherently unstable piece of dogshit. See teabag.

I'm so glad I'm not running Windows ME on my machine. My poor friend still uses that piece of trash and he gets ME-bagged nearly every fifteen minutes.

by Damoclese July 22, 2004

Karf bag

A bag in which used to collect blood and other substance which may come out of the Karf.

Dude, my Karf bag overflowed last night with a mixture of blood, semen, urine, and a waxy substance which came out of my (Karf hole).

You fucking Karf bag go give a (Rim Job).

by scotty greeny March 2, 2009

Hook bag

N. To describe a person of the female gender that has hooker like qualities; A mix between a hooker and a whore bag.

"That girl is a total hook bag!"

by Jjoe Dean March 3, 2009

Sack bag

1)A most inventive combination of words put together to try and replace the word fuck or bollocks so if you are heard you are excused by a parent, teacher ...etc

2)A bag of skin containing two spunk producing orbs that have an unlimited supply of juice.

1)Dude that sack bag filled my mum with its fertile juice until she started spilling.

2)I got kicked in the sack bag... now i infertile

by Daniel Atkinson March 31, 2007

wiffle bag

the bag that would or could hold wiffle dust

see wiffle dust

"this mattress encostment is actually just a wiffle bag for all the good it does".

by BedBugBeware March 15, 2011

bag handle

A slang term referring to a man's genitalia, or penis.

Mikey, why are you grabbing your bag handle?

by michael josen July 23, 2009

skinning a bag

to turn a bookbag inside-out
often used as a prank among high school kids
when you skin some one's bag you take out all the contents inside
turn the bag inside-out
and put the stuff in

usually done near the end of class so that the victim will be so busy skinning his or her bag that he or she will be late to the next class

"Damn skinning a bag is a lot of work but it's worth it."

by repdahoodsonz August 15, 2009