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shart beans

Something that I randomly made up one day and now is this.
Idk really but like just say it as a joke
It came from a song that i heard as
SALAMMMMM
II PAPI

PSSY IN THE PUMP PEE PEE
IN THE GUNK PA PEE PEE PEE
OH
NEVER SMELL LIKE SHART BEANS
SMACK MY PSSY IN THE LIKE THE GULP GULP GULP
IN THE GULP GULP GULP
ok anyways
"never smell like shart beans"
"YOU LITTLE SHART BEAN"
"i just pooped and it reminded me of shart beans"
by goldiethefirst March 3, 2023
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bean harassment

When the beaner gets super upset with everyone. If some says “what’s up beaner” or looks at him. He will get super mad at you, because he’s been taking the coopshloong 24/7. Then he will proceed to say that you are harassing him. Then threatened to call the cops.
Bean harassment- Threatening to call the cops on you for the bean harassment.

You: What’s up beaner.
Beaner: *Angry Look* *Angry Noises*
You: What’s wrong beaner.

Beaner: Stop harassing me, I’m going to call the cops if you keep doing this.
by darwin2345 June 14, 2022
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King of the beans

by Wonkypenguin556 June 20, 2022
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Bean sleep

When the amount of time you sleep is equivalent to the time it take to cook beans thoroughly, which it’s up to 45min to 2hrs maximum
I have work this morning and this party is allow me to have a horrible “bean sleep”
by Jaqass February 17, 2022
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Beat the bean

Clitoral masturbation.
Clitoral stimulation.
Playing with your pussy.
Playing with someone's pussy.
Synonymous with flick the bean, hit the bean.
- So, how did you spend last night? Did your crush finally get his shit together and ask you out?
- Nah, girl. I kept sending him memes all night until I gave up and beat the bean myself.
by Dieviete March 1, 2022
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Off a Bean

It means that the person is tweaking rather hard
"Dude, why did you do that? You off a bean."
by Spmazinglames April 24, 2016
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Bean Teen

When you rub your inner thigh and rup it on your top lip and smell it.
Matthew rubbed his inner thigh after being outside and his ballsack was sweaty..he rubbed it and it smelled like bean teen
by BallsCKMAN August 10, 2010
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