Parents of Asian origin, very often call you a failure/disappointment. Throw deadly slippers if provoked. They don't really make sense but God forbid, you talk back
Asian parents: "Timmy, what u get in math test?"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"
Timmy: "I got a B"
Asian parents: "Failure, why you get B? You no study? Stupid, back in my day. I had to walk 50 kilometres to school everyday, I had to swim through the oceans, fighting sharks and piranhas-"
Timmy: "That doesn't make se-"
Asian parents: *pulls out slipper from the black hole that is their pocket* " I am Asian, only talk back to me when you know how to do them dishes right"
Timmy: "I'm sorry"
Asian parents: "Good, go clean your room and go shower, you smell"
by Justyouraveragefailure May 23, 2023
Get the Asian parentsmug. When a guy ejaculates all over a woman’s face in missionary, and then proceeds to use the cum as eyelash liner.
Tim: Hey Jim, what’s taking so long for your girl to get ready for prom?
Jim: Hey man, I just had to help her get her Asian Pinstripes on.
Jim: Hey man, I just had to help her get her Asian Pinstripes on.
by Dick Remi April 9, 2024
Get the Asian pinstripemug. A set of emojis recreating Twitch emojis but instead of some dumb pepega people it's Jayden which makes it 10 times more lit.
Person 1: :weirdchamp:
Person 2: I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: ah yes sorry I forgot asian emojis are much cooler
Person 2: I think you mean :weirdchampasian:
Person 1: ah yes sorry I forgot asian emojis are much cooler
by MortyBoi December 8, 2020
Get the Asian emojismug. A person male or female generally Caucasian but could be black or Hispanic, who hangs with Asians and tries to encompass themselves into their culture and ways . Not limited to Oriental Asian Pakistani or Indians and other brown Asians as well). Basically a poser who may be trying to get Asian p$ssy or fulfill their fantasies of being Asian.
That kid Alex has been dating this Pakistani girl for years now. He's just an Asian banger. Every FB post he's tagging along like a puppy to the bear ramen bar or Asian fusion restaurant . What a whipped poser!
by Grailed July 28, 2025
Get the Asian bangermug. Person 1 - I'm going to go grab some of mama's home cooked lamb!
Person 2 - You know when your back?
Person 1 - Asian half hour...
Person 2 - You know when your back?
Person 1 - Asian half hour...
by Honky Mofo April 13, 2011
Get the Asian Half Hourmug. A hot little man, that I really enjoy speaking to and chatting to. Occasionally sends me picture of his shoe, with flash. Very hot. Everyone hope they can be with him, but I claim his heart already even though he don’t like me in that way probably. Bella still like Jerry and will get him 😉 luv u
Me: Hey, Jerry. How’s life?
Jerry: lemme send u a shoes pic
Me: omfg thank u so fucking much papi I love u
Jerry: no worries :) ur a cool person; let’s meet
Me: omg yes!!!! Really?!?! When?
Jerry: no lol
Asian jerry with nice shoe.
Jerry: lemme send u a shoes pic
Me: omfg thank u so fucking much papi I love u
Jerry: no worries :) ur a cool person; let’s meet
Me: omg yes!!!! Really?!?! When?
Jerry: no lol
Asian jerry with nice shoe.
by Sex zozo February 25, 2019
Get the Asian Jerry with nice shoemug. 