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Gen Alpha

People born between 2013 and 2024. Contrary to the belief of idiotic marketers online, Gen Alpha actually grew up in a world BEFORE generative AI existed, having a completely normal childhood. The only difference between Gen Alpha and Gen Z is that Gen Alphas grew up in a POST-COVID world while Gen Z grew up in a PRE-COVID world.
I'm born in 2013 so I'm Gen Alpha (no really I literally am)
by Tugia The Narrator February 8, 2026
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Gen Alpha

Basically a trying too hard nü-boomer who is so out of it that it's painful.
John's mom is basically a boomer and so out of it that it's painfully embarrassing. Total Gen Alpha.
by emcinto0 September 28, 2024
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Gen Alpha Slang

When you're so fucking stupid that you say things like: "skibidi", "rizzler", or "sigma" because you are too concerned with being cool that you make yourself look like a fucking dipshit infront of everyone over the age of 17. Seriously, grow the fuck up and talk like a normal person, or shut the fuck up until you do.
My youngest brother uses Gen Alpha Slang so much that I just want to fucking slap him into oblivion. Fuck my life.
by Fuck Fauci October 18, 2024
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Joshua Alpha

Part of the Rizzly Tizzly's, a magnificent man. Truly an individual to look up to, aspire to be like, and become. I would glaze Joshua Alpha.
Wow, look how Joshua Alpha is playing Tarkov, I want to be as good as him!
by Veipy December 31, 2024
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sigma alpha rizzler

the leader of the sigma rizzlers
The sigma alpha rizzler just added in a new rule!
by theskibidinerd January 1, 2025
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Sigma alpha boy uwu

Jason: "I just SMACKED MY CHILD ON THE HEAD WITH A MEDAL PIPE!"

Me: "Wowie!! Such a Sigma alpha boy uwu
by Itstheuwusigmaboy January 30, 2025
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AsertsereSawedish Alphabet is a Abrasion: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-hapiens who are addicted to axolotls with fishbones on their chewing gum.
Person 1: Are you addicted to axolots with fishbones on their chewing gum?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: AsertsereSawedish Alphabet is a Abrasion: The Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 31, 2025
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