by lost_ranger June 10, 2020
Get the Turkey Herdermug. by Timothy m mendes November 21, 2019
Get the Thanksgiving turkeymug. hey what's matt bellamy's vocal range
D2-C#6
damn that guy couldn't the hit the D6? he has less range than william shatner what a fuckin' jive turkey
D2-C#6
damn that guy couldn't the hit the D6? he has less range than william shatner what a fuckin' jive turkey
by Squidris Elba March 29, 2024
Get the Fuckin' jive turkeymug. A handjob that a gal gives a not-overly-bright guy in exchange for his assisting her in some way (passing her a few bucks, helping her with homework, giving her a ride, doing a little work on her bike/car, etc.), when she knows full well that his generosity on her behalf is worth far more than just a momentary/temporary sexual pleasure.
Dude #1: Yo, where ya been, Bro?? Da game is nearly at half-time --- you were gonna sit and watch da whole show with me!
Dude #2: Yeah, I know, Man --- sorry I'm late, but I was helping Tiffany to finish up her algebra homework --- she'd already paid me for my efforts, so I didn't wanna run out on her till I was done.
Dude #1: Tiffany PAID you for your work? Dat gal is such a spendthrift that she hasn't got a dime to her name most of da time! What'd she pay ya with?
Dude #2 (flushing a little): Oh, she let me play with her boobs while she "relieved the pressure".
Dude #1: Ahhhhh... she gave ya da ol' turkey jerky routine, eh?
Dude #2: Yeah, I know, Man --- sorry I'm late, but I was helping Tiffany to finish up her algebra homework --- she'd already paid me for my efforts, so I didn't wanna run out on her till I was done.
Dude #1: Tiffany PAID you for your work? Dat gal is such a spendthrift that she hasn't got a dime to her name most of da time! What'd she pay ya with?
Dude #2 (flushing a little): Oh, she let me play with her boobs while she "relieved the pressure".
Dude #1: Ahhhhh... she gave ya da ol' turkey jerky routine, eh?
by QuacksO November 29, 2017
Get the turkey jerkymug. An exceptional level of enebriation usually resulting from the consumption of multiple different narcotics. When Turkey Stepping, one is visibly off balance, taking exaggerated strides with each knee raised and pointed outwardly.
'Far out bro, I know it's a festival and everyone's pretty buckled but that dude is Turkey Stepping hard.
by riddz April 26, 2015
Get the Turkey Steppingmug. 
The boring and bland-tasting non-alcoholic beverage that the folks at AA made Duke Harris drink when he was "going through the twelve steps" to give up Kentucky Straight Bourbon Whiskey.
They say that drinking Tame Turkey is the best way to "quit cold turkey" when you're addicted to Wild Turkey; I suppose that the results and statistics are debatable, depending on who you talk to.
by QuacksO November 28, 2020
Get the Tame Turkeymug.