freeze cat

Someone who is always cold

"Claudio is such a freeze cat. Someone should get him a blanket."

by Jaffy duck December 24, 2013

cat's cunt

Another classic term for something that there is nothing better than. Bee's knees is the more commonly known synonym.

"I like your slacks."

"Yeah dude they're the cat's cunt!"

by Cuntdy June 24, 2008

Cat Earthquake

Sticking your dick in a cat and making it purr

Friend 1:Hey, Wes what are ypu doing tonight?
Wes: Not much felt like doing a Cat Earthquake tonight.

by Toasterboi42069 December 8, 2019

raping the cat

A euphemism for masturbating, derived from a bad pun relating to catgirl porn.

"Dude, I totally walked in on Dave raping the cat!"
"At least he waited until The Secretary was over, unlike last time..."

by Xhihou July 22, 2008

kill a cat

Masturbating; jacking off; fingering yourself.

"Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten."

by Dustin November 21, 2004

cat flicker

a: VERB- One that enjoys flicking a cats exposed anus while its tail is erected

b: ABJECTIVE- A insultive word suggesting its meaning on the victim

"a: hey greg watch me flick this cat"

"b: man your dad is such a cat flicker"

by evlspcmk October 7, 2006

jellicle cat

to leap or climb upon an object, surface, or person in an overly dramatic cat-like manner

We were about to leave, but then Evan had to go and jellicle cat on the car. We had to wait for him to get off the hood before we could go.

by merwenna November 28, 2012