December 1 

Today is the day where you HAVE to give a bunch of hugs to your Gf/Bf/Crush

Y/N:Hugs ???
???:Umm thanks
Couple minutes later
Y/N:Hugs ??? Again
???:Okay
REPEAT A COUPLE TIMES
???:What's going on?!
Y/N:It's December 1st.

December 1 by Cheesy ChiChi November 27, 2019

Weak 1 Team 

a “Weak 1 Team” is a fantasy football team that has only won 1 game throughout 8 weeks when the fantasy football draft was held during the first NFL week thus compensating the owner with a win in week one, but then going on to lose 7 straight games.

Damn Lito, your “Weak 1 Team” sucks.

Weak 1 Team by Authentication Unit November 4, 2020

Jan 1 

Poop on the bathroom floor day

Boy 1: *poops on floor*

Mom: WHAT ARE U DOING EW
Boy 1: Its Jan 1 national poop on the floor day

Jan 1 by Cacaboy1534 November 23, 2020

Type 1 Diabetes 

The one where your pancreas HATES you !

Having it is a full time job that never really gets taught, it's one you learn on the go, every day has new obstacles. There's no 30 minute breaks or vacations & it comes with a lot of responsibility. You can't quit because it's literally life and death

Well, I have type 1 diabetes and i hate it ! Just want a normal life

Type 1 Diabetes by DiabeticDisaster January 28, 2021

Battlefield 1 

A game that still managed to hold up today, despite being released almost half a decade ago. Its campaign is amazing and WW1 theme makes it stand out from the crowd of regular FPS set around a modern setting or WW2.

Battlefield 1 actually got me to research some history *cough* Battlefield 5 take notes *cough*.

Battlefield 1 by capitalistism May 3, 2021

Class 1 download 

In the military, Class 1 items are food, water and basic nutrition items. In the field, you will “upload” these items for your mission, when you need to take a shit, you “download” these items.

Man, I have a class 1 download on deck that could choke a donkey

Class 1 download by Kennesaurus June 2, 2021

Oct 1 

Ask your crush out

Ask your crush out on oct 1

Oct 1 by daddy.elijah September 24, 2021