Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.
I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me
by aasdfgthyjkl May 1, 2011

Leaving a giant shit in the toilet and continuously pissing on it until it breaks and sinks, resembling the game battleships
by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

One night after drinking heavily, I decided to give myself 2 IV bags cause I was super drunk. The good news was that I woke up without a hanger, bad news is that Purdued the bed. They really Shit the Bed
by DunkSondyDunk March 17, 2023

An incredibly useful, but useless skill.
Taking a huge dump in less than a minute because the break timer for the hardcore World of Warcraft raid is two minutes.
Taking a huge dump in less than a minute because the break timer for the hardcore World of Warcraft raid is two minutes.
Raid leader: "Break time 2 minutes"
You: "BRB guys gotta take a raid shit"
-2 minutes later-
You: "Back."
You: "BRB guys gotta take a raid shit"
-2 minutes later-
You: "Back."
by aerolock March 13, 2018

by Pwrup Gambit December 6, 2020

by Samantha Jo November 7, 2019
