Dick Face-Time

The act of inadvertently face timing someone while your phone is in your front pocket.

Background Information
I have an I phone 5 and my phone will dick-face time a bundle of my contacts in a row. It really annoys people. The only thing I can think of that provides an adequate direct concentrated heat source is my pocket stylus(Dick) This is a common problem with I phones. The name "Jeff" could be substituted with any name.

"Have you heard from Jeff?" "No, but he keeps Dick Face-Timing me!"

"Dude, check your phone, you just Dick Face-Timed me three times!"

by Mastro-K April 24, 2016

Ultra Dick Move

When a male is a total jerk to another male usually for the firsts own benefit ; does not apply to jacob

Wow you blamed the mess at home on me even though it was you, that was a ultra dick move

by The Piñata April 25, 2016

slum dick

Your dick after plowing a slumdog.

Carter, be careful on your trip to India! Don't catch that slum dick!

by geezy-t April 25, 2016

Drama Dick

A mans penis that can never remain erected for over a couple of seconds

Girl: Netflix and chill
Guy: Ah jeez drama dick can't

by Yo mama lbos22 May 1, 2016

dick struggles

When a man is about to have sex, but can't get hard.

Female 1- Did you and John have great see last night?

Female 2- Nah girl, he has the dick struggles, so I dumped him!

by dboys194 May 6, 2016

derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat October 14, 2016

suck a dick fred

It means your friend with the nickname fred should go suck a dick while getting it up the ass

Me: Go suck a dick fred
Fred: Eww i aint gay
Me: Yes you are....
Fred: True....

by goat your friend October 11, 2016