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Shit Sock

A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster
Good lord! That turd got stuck in my ass so bad that I had to opt for the shit sock device!
by Theshattalker April 11, 2017
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Shit Stick

Shit stick is another name for a cigar. The bigger the cigar the more it looks like a stick of tightly rolled dog shit.
Ewwww....that man (or woman) has a shit stick in his/her mouth.

What does Sigmund Freud, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Clinton have in common? That love having shit sticks in their mouths.
by I hate shit sticks September 18, 2021
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Shit and Rally

To feel and act "lighter", more sprightly after a shit..
Me: "I feel like a gazelle since I dropped that deuce 10 minutes ago! Whooooo!"
Friend: "Man, you really "Shit and Rally", huh? All night you were moping around saying how flat you feel, and now you're all keen to party for hours!"
by Headcaver May 18, 2023
mugGet the Shit and Rallymug.

THAT SHIT WAS A LIE

This happens when something is blatantly and mischievously erroneous to the point of irritation.

Unfathomable error.

An error in a margin so large it is incomprehensible as to why it is incorrect.
My girl told me she loved me, that shit was a lie.
by crackkillah September 2, 2018
mugGet the THAT SHIT WAS A LIEmug.

shit man

uhhh a popular member in dannocal discord server

he hates france
he is popular
by mrbest6000000 December 9, 2023
mugGet the shit manmug.

shit nip

Yo, the kid at the party last night was a total shit nip
by Kaliegh10150 April 26, 2011
mugGet the shit nipmug.

CRITICAL SHIT

the meme: critical shit, where the the soldier from team fortress 2 screams, with a horribly misfigured mouth, and flames coming out of his eyes
have you seen this meme?
it's called critical shit
by direct crit October 20, 2023
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