Hide and go shit

When you sit on the lavvy and suddenly don't need, stand up and leave before the immediate need for a shite. Usually a big runny one after too many sprouts

My stomach was playing hide and go shit

by Andy1986. January 3, 2026

Meanest shit talk

"Meanest shit talk" refers to the most ruthless, aggressive, or cutting remarks someone can make during verbal confrontation or banter. It typically involves insults, criticisms, or mockery aimed at belittling or humiliating the target. This term emphasizes the harshness and severity of the language used in the exchange.

During the heated debate, Sarah unleashed the meanest shit talk I've ever heard, leaving her opponent speechless and defeated.

by Isaac Rothstein February 9, 2024

Snake shit

When you take a shit and it looks like a snake. But it’s also green because you have celiac disease.

Person 1: I just hade a massive snake shit.
Person 2: damn

by sqaur3d February 9, 2024

Monkey Shit

Out here doing anything. IE…looking stupid!

“Take that monkey shit off you embarrassing us”

~Pimp C

by One5ve February 10, 2024

Shitting Boots

Corrupt people who are compromised under army's influence and pressure such that their shit is even boot shaped

Dont believe him, he must be shitting boots.

by UrbanLafanga February 10, 2024

Shit mountain

When your shit so much without flushing that the shit piles up to the point that it is touching your ass

Bro yesterday I was so clogged up that when I went to shit I made a shit mountain

by Definitely not Victor February 11, 2024

am i a shit dog?

This is what Kim Suengmin of Stray Kids says as a mockery for "MOAns".

MOAns: "Am I a shit dog?🥹🥹"
Kim Suengmin: "Yes"
Stays: "Yes"

by aphroditeAgoddess February 12, 2024