Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus
My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon
by Lasersword May 6, 2018
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a bitch named hannah that has nothing better to do with her damn life.
“i’m here to ruin people lives”

“your a back stabbing piece of shit
by pimpkermit October 4, 2019
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Monkey Shit

Out here doing anything. IE…looking stupid!
Take that monkey shit off you embarrassing us”

~Pimp C
by One5ve February 10, 2024
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Shit-Toucher

A name given to anyone who you disagree with. If their argument just doesn't make sense, they are a poop toucher. Popularized by the viral youtube hit 'The Bad Touch', a video of a man handling a warm bear shit. No, seriously, check it out- you wouldn't believe. Look for 'the bad touch bear poop'.
Person A: You hide behind your keyboard, oh it's so easy to be a big man over the internet.
Person B: You are such a shit-toucher.
by derandunimo March 12, 2011
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Bite Shit

A phrase used to describe when you're recording the bass part for a song but suddenly you just absolutely suck at playing
"I may record my part tonight if I don't totally bite shit"
by Conkyboii May 24, 2018
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Shit rain

When water falls from the sky just enough to move dirt around but not wash away the dirt.
Did you take your car to a dirt wash?
No, it just shit rain on my car yesterday.

Honey, you should clean the windows outside.
Naw, it's fine. You can barely see the dirt.
Ok, just wait until it shit rains on the windows.
by sdklegend June 6, 2015
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shit show

when something is horrible or ends up up horribly
Erin "so how was the party at Neil's last night?"
Jackie "it was a total shit show. Only 6 other people showed up and there were two snacks"
by :(:am i ok:(: July 28, 2018
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