Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus

My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon

by Lasersword May 6, 2018

Whale Shit

When you have a very big, diarrhea shit.

R{REDACTEDA}R whale shits on the rest of the stream

by Quick Raptor February 16, 2021

shit headed butt face

only to be used when someone is being a total ass and you want to sound like a dumb loser who can not come up with a better insult

you are being a shit headed butt face because you did not invite me to your birthday party

by oakley fatts January 30, 2021

bandit shit

A "Bandit Shit" is the act of using public toilet (e.g.: gas station or store) with absolutely no intention of buying goods or services from said store

That assshole just came in and bandit shit in our bathroom, and sprinted to his car.

by Deanerjeffrey June 10, 2018

Pieces of shit

Noun- To describe a FUCKED up situation one has put him and/ or herself into and/or through.

Bro! WHAT THE PIECES OF SHIT BRO! Where da fuck did all my money go!!! ?(Strip club)

by Whetzelpretzel21 July 12, 2016

Shit Happens

Shit Happens when Life doesn't go your way, or you pooped yourself. Like they say: Shit Happens!

Guy 1: Yo bro, Shit Happend with her and I.

Guy 2: I know right, Shit does happen!

Random Guy 1: Oh gawd, I shitted on the floor!

Random Guy 2: It Happens, Shit Happens

by Officer Oggi April 27, 2020

fly shit

meaning you be having a nice outfit on or like you putting that shit on.

Damn, thats some fly shit you got on

by username___897 April 27, 2024