One night after drinking heavily, I decided to give myself 2 IV bags cause I was super drunk. The good news was that I woke up without a hanger, bad news is that Purdued the bed. They really Shit the Bed
by DunkSondyDunk March 17, 2023
Get the Shit the Bedmug. When you intentionally shit your slacks so you can be in your hotel room alone while on a business trip. Its the last option when you run out of excuses to avoid happy hour with open mouth breathers from the conference.
I accidentally had a Slack-Shit so im not going out for drinks after the seminar tonight. Im going to my hotel room and watching southpark.
by CyclopsCookies July 21, 2025
Get the Slack-Shitmug. by username___897 April 27, 2024
Get the fly shitmug. by The Original Agahnim July 28, 2021
Get the Full of shitmug. Fixing something completely random or unspecified. In most cases, if "shit" is replaced with "stuff", the sentences remain equivalent. If a possessive pronoun, like "your" or "their", is used between "fix" and "shit", this changes the meaning of "shit" to something along the lines of "mess", this often is referring to a personal mess, but also could be a social mess or physical mess.
Frank: "My parents aren't home, do you wanna come over?"
Evelyn: "I'm fixing shit right now, but I'm coming as soon as it's taken care of."
Daniel: *spills beans on the floor*
Claire: "You should probably fix this shit before someone slips and gets hurt."
Bob: "I lost all my life savings and the house because of a bet."
Alice: "You seriously gotta fix your shit man."
Evelyn: "I'm fixing shit right now, but I'm coming as soon as it's taken care of."
Daniel: *spills beans on the floor*
Claire: "You should probably fix this shit before someone slips and gets hurt."
Bob: "I lost all my life savings and the house because of a bet."
Alice: "You seriously gotta fix your shit man."
by Vebb November 15, 2023
Get the fixing shitmug. When your shit so much without flushing that the shit piles up to the point that it is touching your ass
by Definitely not Victor February 11, 2024
Get the Shit mountainmug. 