Dingle Shit

That shit that stays on your anus even though it's halfway out.

Dude 1: Yo, just had the worst dingle shit!
Dude 2: Why would I care, asshole?

by Mettabrawn February 28, 2017

Person who shits in gardens

Bearded Jesus looking type of gentleman who cannot control his bowel movements and thus deficates on people’s lawns like an annoying neighbours cat

Person who shits in gardens

by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020

No Shit/Dip

No Shit/Dip

A Word Someone Uses to Express Your Feelings Towards An Obvious Thing That Someone says

Example 1: (No Dip)

"Is that me I'm So Cute!" (Posted By Luka)

"Your Fake" (Posted By ruzowa Cloudy)

"No Dip Sherlock 😂" (Posted By •Aijunko•)

(No shit/Dip is By far one of the most Important phrases)

by Kcihc_eno_taht August 13, 2017

shit

Acronym: sugar honey iced tea

I had some SHIT for snack today

I don't give a SHIT

I took a SHIT at the store

by DaCuteRaccoon February 6, 2022

Shit storm

The act of emptying your bowels based on the terrible weather from the storm.

Bro, I heard Titties shit his pants again when they were driving through the bad weather. Talk about a shit storm

by DD Alwhiney March 5, 2023

Shit-Toucher

A name given to anyone who you disagree with. If their argument just doesn't make sense, they are a poop toucher. Popularized by the viral youtube hit 'The Bad Touch', a video of a man handling a warm bear shit. No, seriously, check it out- you wouldn't believe. Look for 'the bad touch bear poop'.

Person A: You hide behind your keyboard, oh it's so easy to be a big man over the internet.
Person B: You are such a shit-toucher.

by derandunimo March 12, 2011

Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus

My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon

by Lasersword May 6, 2018