I like meeting new people and making a lasting bond. I found that pressing a hard cock on them is less effective. But a thumb in the bum gets conversation and more than not hot sex. Simple ask “how’s your uncle?”
by Master Lyricist January 6, 2024

January 31 is go shopping with your best friend day. You have to go shopping with your best friend on January 31.
"Hey do you wanna go shopping today?"
"Of course, it's go shopping with your best friend day, January 31!"
"Of course, it's go shopping with your best friend day, January 31!"
by Definitely not jamie January 30, 2021

Girl: I nickled his tipple last night
or
Girl: im going to nickel your tipple later
or
Boy: Im so bored, i guess ill nickel my tipple later today
or
Girl: im going to nickel your tipple later
or
Boy: Im so bored, i guess ill nickel my tipple later today
by jimoney kriket November 22, 2011

SUM TING WONG:"talks shit in chineseAMERICA HAS A HISTORY OF A LESS THAN 200-300 YEARS, AT MOST 400. WE HAVE 5000 YEARS OF CHINESE HISTORY COMPARED TO THAT. 26 CHARACTERS IN YOUR VOCABULARY WHICH YOU CANT MAKE ANYTHING FROM, I CAN USE A THOUSAND WORDS TO TALK TO YOUR 18 GENERATIONS OF ANCESTORS, FUCK YOUR MOM."
John:"lower your tone boy I'M your daddy!"
John:"lower your tone boy I'M your daddy!"
by Kangz of Egaypt May 27, 2020

April 18th is National creampie your homie day, a day when you can cum in your homies ass without it being gay.
by homiefucker December 11, 2023

by Intere_Santeeé December 11, 2023

bang chan is going to be half 52 next year, as seungmin said
or this year rather
we all know hes only foive but hes already half 52 thats crazy
or this year rather
we all know hes only foive but hes already half 52 thats crazy
by kitpysaysfuckyou March 27, 2023
