Dick

The sasouge hanging in between your legs stupid idiot.

"My Dick is Long gone inside ur mom."

"My Dick is Long gone inside ur mom."

by Long dick savage March 7, 2017

chick with dick dude

When your driving down the street and you think it's a chick because of the long hair but when he turns around you notice it's a dude it's a chick with dick dude!

I thought it was a girl from behind but I was wrong it's a chick with dick dude

by Jevolve March 9, 2017

Holy Dugger Dick Monkey

A saying that a redneck would say if the saw something that literally scare the shit outta them

Holy dugger dick monkey, those damn possum with their nasty red just scare the shit outta me.

by Redneck0?rtasf March 11, 2017

kong dick

A big dick

Ryan has a kong dick

by Kingkong1738yr April 9, 2017

dick snoot

Extra long forskin that resembles that of a animal snout

I like to suckle upon your dick snoot

by SoloNutt March 28, 2017

Dick

A mans penis

Person 1: "did u see his dick last night?"

Person 2: "yes,his dick was big & juicey!😛💦🍆"

by Anonymous9610375 March 15, 2017

Dick

Short for Richard, somehow. Used as a term for the male genitalia along with other names (schlong, penis, cock, anaconda, snake, sausage, etc.) Also used as aninsult to express how someone is an asshole or mean person. Dick can sometimes be misused or taken out of context when used, usually mistaken for the term relating to the male genitalia.

1. (Name) "Dude, yesterday Dick asked out Alexa and she turned him down!"
2. (Male Genitals) "Lynn, I heard your ex boyfriend has a big dick; is he still single?"
3. (Insult) "Oh my god! Mark is such a dick, he threw away all my shit!"

by ClicheMemeWithACrappyPicture March 28, 2017