pussy in my butthole

It is a word that one screams when he must make things awkward.

Pussy In My Butthole!!!!

Dafuq did you just say.

by The Man of Words June 25, 2014

yoinking my sploinky

Another way of saying you are wacking off.

Yea I'll be at the party. Just gotta finish yoinking my sploinky.

by cheek.seeker October 23, 2022

Joosting my clog

Dutch slang for rubbing one out, similar to cranking your hog.

Guy 1: did you watch the new movie last night?
Guy 2: yeah, the actress was so hot that I was joosting my clog

by ValentineTittyBoy March 28, 2025

my ex

hes very ginger .. 💀

my ex

by e1bae March 23, 2023

My lovely

Used to address someone you are fond of; good friend

How are you today, my lovely?

by crunchybathwater July 20, 2022

Don't look at my newspaper!

A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.

"Hey, stop trying to see my messages—don't look at my newspaper!"

by 2Bobs April 23, 2024

Little miss at my fucking breaking point

That one little miss i got as a result in a uquiz and the desc fit me perfectly. If you searched this it probably suits you too. This result made me spiral so be careful my lovely

“Your result is: little miss at my fucking breaking point”
“…shit”

by BuzzBuzzBitches August 2, 2022