No shit, Sherlock.

When someone says someone is a dumbass and you become a smartass.

Sherlock: "It's cold today."

Watson: "No shit, Sherlock."

Sherlock: "F*ck you, Watson."

by cheerlover37 June 7, 2018

Shit Meal

A meal that isn't even good or it's dull and boring.

1: What do you have?
2: Salad
1: Damn. That's a pretty shit meal.

by Barnanaman July 19, 2024

Orion Shit Bucket

Take one large orion penis, cut the tip off, remove erectile tissue while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the penis and then bake at 420°C for 45 days or until the balls are tender and moist. Immediately serve to your enemies.

Hey guys, I baked you dinner! Enjoy a homemade Orion Shit Bucket, this one has extra corn!

by Mr. SussyBalls January 25, 2022

on that fuck shit

when someone is on that fuck shit

he be on that fuck shit

by Fuck shitter August 31, 2021

Shit on a Biscuit

1. “Well I’ll be damned”

2. “Damn”

Her: “did you hear that Brad Pitt was abducted by aliens last weekend?”
You: “shit on a biscuit!”
—
You: ”I forgot my phone at home. Shit on a biscuit…”

by Fuck piss May 5, 2024

shit

code for "dick"

Yo, I just ate a MASSIVE SHIT

by Mr.Cattanzara December 14, 2020

piece of shit

People who make fun of ronnie mcnutts death. Like seriously,how much of a sociopath do you have to be?!

Person 1:Did you see michal's post about ronnie mcnutt?
Person 2:I did. What a piece of shit!

by SSSNOOTY September 12, 2022