Dick

An object situated around a man's waist.

Suck a dick!

by HerrPes October 3, 2018

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Dick Cheese

A person who is a real big jerk.

Man, that new guy in Accounting is a real big dick cheese!

by Corn & Rye June 24, 2025

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Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.

Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.

Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.

by Toilette March 30, 2015

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dick andrew

The sluggishest vodka and lemonade drinking random sand person ever to be found in a northern German country. His drink pouring skills match his beard growing skills - short and hairy.
His name comes from the way he treats the girls around him - dickishly!
Who would ever go drinking with him! only for his dance moves, which are rather amusing.

Oh dear dick Andrew is here, well at least we can watch mean.

by katicool March 26, 2018

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