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Son of a sack of shit

Shes crazy; or did something stupid; somethings wrong.
by Loki5 July 8, 2024
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Tactical Shit

Defecating when in the middle of a game match (especially multiplayer) where you sacrifice your desire to win for bowel release knowing full well you're AFK.
"YO I POPPED A TACTICAL SHIT IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR LAST GAME AND WE STILL WON."
by MOZAMBITCH October 12, 2020
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Shit-tip

The term that is given to a legend. One cannot embody the full energy of the name Shit-tip without performing the dirtiest act known to man. The original Shit-tip is said to reside somewhere in rural Kentucky. He who must not be named coined the term Shit-tip after a pleasurable experience with a man. Also known as Stip, the true meaning of Shit-tip is just the tip with a little bit of shit.
Hey Shit-Tip, how did that large intestine feel?
by TaintBallGun October 27, 2019
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shit-ton

Precisely, 6075 USC pounds.

More generally, in excess of an ass-ton, but less than a fuck-ton.
This truck pulls a shit-ton, son, but you cain't load 'er up with that much Quikrete.
by MrFarnsworth October 21, 2016
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Shit

shit is poo a brown thick sausage that is not eatable if u throw it at someone they might call u a shithead
did you just take a shit and throw it at the whores next door
by TheShitWacker November 5, 2020
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Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome

A very serious illness where a person excessively posts snaps of their face while drunk
Jenny: Oh my god, have you seen Saras stories?
Emma: No, why?
Jenny: She got the Snapchat Shit-faced Syndrome and it's bad.
Emma: Oh, the good ole' triple S.
by gokioki aka gogoloco June 10, 2018
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Dumb Shit

The kind of shit you do on a daily basis that leads you to finding this definition in the first place. It usually involves an action that can be described as completely frivolous and fucking retarded, or to the common man, stupid shit. It can also be used to describe someone who is equally fucking retarded and needs confirmation that the party isn't starting at 6 AM when someone tells them it starts at 6:00. A better term to call someone in this case is "obtuse dunderfuck".
"Hey I'm gonna go out tonight and vandalize the school! Wanna come with me?"

"No fuckass, I'm not doing any dumb shit like that."
by inscrutable_Idiot August 16, 2019
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