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shit the bed

When you fail miserably, usually with style, on a given task. Most commonly used when you're given an advantage and/or something easy, and still manage to screw it up.
John: Boy, you really shit the bed on that one. How do you lose a 4 v 1?

Karl: You're 0 and 3, stfu.
by Harry Pero Test Ease March 18, 2021
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Can't have shit in

Can't have shit in is a phrase users say online, it has a US state after the "in" part (it varies with any state).

It originally started out after someone posted a picture of their house and their porch missing on Facebook captioning it with, "Opened the door 🚪 and fell I’m pissed 😤 Can’t have shit in Cincinnati mfs done stole my porch bra 😠". Someone then re-posted it and re-captioned it to ,"Someone stole my fucking porch . I opened my door an fell 🤦 ♂️ u can't have shit in Detroit". The "Can't have shit in" phrase spread like wildfire with it varying between US states/cities. It points to the fact that you can't have shit anywhere without some mf taking it even if it has the littlest value to it, it also points to the fact mfs will just steal the most obcure random thing.
Person 1: Nahhh bro mfs done took all the shingles off my roof
Person 2: Can't have shit in Detroit
by Iwantamommysooobad November 10, 2022
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Shit-water-dick

When your dick is so long that it falls into the water after you’ve taken a shit.
Did you hear that Tom claimed he’s big enough to have a Shit-water-dick”
by Sir big peni March 10, 2018
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Shit Bitch

A way of telling someone they're a bitch and not in a good way.
I love Ashley she is such as bitch, but I can't stand Marcy. She is a real shit bitch.
by DStanS October 1, 2017
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swamp shit torpedo

someone in the act of thrusting their green spray-painted penis inside of a pregnant woman's asshole
yeah, he also swamp shit torpedo'd me last night. *other person* wow how beautiful!
by george droyd December 11, 2024
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poop shit

i took a poop shit last night lmfao
by caca f. monster April 19, 2022
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Georgie Shit

when you shit a whole ass log. typically done in the darkness. can be very long and thin
“taking a georgie shit, pray for me x”
“ Wtf does that mean”
georgie shit. it’s when you shit a log”
by shartass69420 September 19, 2021
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