A rural fever dream located in Washington where the Wi-Fi is spotty but the drama is high-speed. Known for its unique blend of cowboy cosplay, nicotine addiction, and unregulated furry activity in the commons. Half the students think they’re in Yellowstone, the other half think they’re in Zootopia, and the teachers have emotionally checked out since 2014.
Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.
Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”
Classes are optional, hallway PDA is not. If you’re not wearing Carhartt, Crocs, or a tail, you’re probably lost.
Common phrases heard at BGHS:
• “Is that guy wearing a thong?”
• “Wanna rip my Geek Bar in the Foods bathroom?”
• “Fight in the parking lot after 6th!”
• “Bro that’s my cousin.”
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