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Shit In Your Breakfast

when you shit in someones breakfast; or the alternative, shit in someones kids and eat there breakfast
'Shut the fuck up! I'll Shit in your Breakfast'

Shit in your kids, kill em, force feed them breakfast then eat them.
by Jakeosaurus October 20, 2008
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GET WITH YOUR EX DAY

today u are allowed to get back with your ex no matter what
Boy:Hey it’s get with your ex day

Girl:Oh ok!
by REALBIGSPEAKER October 3, 2023
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When a girl is leading you on and it’s working, you turn your ski mask forwards to imply your excited
Girl: *send nudes*
Guy: *turning your ski mask forwards*
by IsSyrupARock April 25, 2022
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fuckin you bored and you copied and pasted the first text in the new word page
dude 1: All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
dude 2: wtf
dude 1: ...
by mewsem October 23, 2022
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What happens when your losing air

So if youve been a good boy, when you start losing air yeah, the angels come down from the heavens and tickle your balls, but if youve been a bad boy they come down and give you a vagina.
so on tuesday i got my balls tickled by an angel What happens when your losing air
by i love mi balls tickled June 4, 2021
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national throw your shortest sibling day

October 4th is National Throw Your Shortesd Sibling Day. If your shortest sibling really pissed you off today (like mine) you can now celebrate a national day and show them whos boss
come here jimmy, today is national throw your shortest sibling day!
by dinos_r_kool October 4, 2022
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