vacation dick

A huge caribbean dick that a gal can only handle in summer time

That vacation dick was too good, but i can't have that on a daily basis

by oscarios June 16, 2016

Dick-Fil-A

Dick-Fil-A is when a man gets a chicken smell flavoring agent and barbecue sauce sprayed all over his dick and gets it sucked. This sexual act is named after a restaurant chain Chick-Fil-A.

Hey dude, my buddy over there just performed a Dick-Fil-A with some hot madame over there named Francis LaBoix?

by anonymous4chanfunkin December 14, 2024

Scratch-Dick Syndrome

When your penis becomes scratchy after bustin' a fat ass nut. Typically last between 5-10 minutes.

"Damn Tommy, I just came so hard I got Scratch-Dick Syndrome now."

"That's what happens when you watch hentai, Phil."

by joshhastheclaphands January 15, 2020

dick hole

eat ass

im a dick hole

by goooooooooooooooooooooooooose January 15, 2019

Dick Cheney Cheese Pull

Pulling one’s own “string cheese” and simultaneously pretending to be Darth Vader while actually fucking over half the general population.

He was in a real Dick Cheney Cheese Pull getting us into that bullshit bar fight.

by Pastyclown May 1, 2025

shrivel up your dick

Your dick will be soft as shit. Most use in behaviors

Ayo stop smoking it will shrivel up your dick.

by bigdickivan September 19, 2022

Off dick

Immediately, since the beginning, at the start.

David: Aye you seen how fine Jessica has become?

Will: Bro wyd you mean? Jessica was fine off dick!

David: Nah bro she just got this cute
Will: Bro she’s been fine you’ve just been blind AF

by NuvoChic February 14, 2021