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your mom

a parent for their son or daughter
your mom is so ugly that her husband left her for their daughter
by ily.cartii April 14, 2023
mugGet the your mommug.
Thank you for bring me that wonderful gift.
Your blood is worth boiling.
by 2sox January 7, 2011
mugGet the Your blood is worth boiling.mug.

How old is your newspaper?

A substitution for ' You are sooo~ left out.", to tell someone that what they were saying was old news.
Henry: "Hey, I heard Mark is going out with Cathy. Is it real?"
Rick: "Dude. How old is your newspaper? That's 3 months ago. He's going out with his side chick Sabrina now."
by hugalahugalalolo777 March 6, 2016
mugGet the How old is your newspaper?mug.

leave Facebook and face your book

A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.
Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth
by SonicFanon1 June 2, 2023
mugGet the leave Facebook and face your bookmug.

Your mom

Your mom is a nice women who has token care of you since you were born you should always respect her. But this term is used a lot for foolish or rude sayings or jokes which sometimes can be very offensive.
Example: Hey dude I just f’ed your mom last night
by Mr.memes174042 January 29, 2021
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