Shit

Your probably shitting as you read this

Guy 1. Shit
Kid1 don’t say that

by My cat might be a alien January 30, 2020

Shit Lasagne

A common occurrence in those suffering from digestive issues; especially diarrhoea. This happens when you go to the toilet, feel as though you've finished and start to wipe only to have to sit back down and start the process over again. If this is repeated more than once, you end up with a layered effect (poop/paper/poop/paper/poop/paper etc.), much like the layering of a lasagne.

When I got in from the pub last night, I had myself a shit lasagne.

by anonymous April 25, 2024

shit twister

When somebody has a diarrhea attack all over the toilet and back of the wall.

A housekeeper says, "Oh man! I had to clean up a real shit twister in the lobby bathroom of the hospital this afternoon."

by Smoochie Menendez April 11, 2025

no shit Shercock

When Sherlock Holmes doesn’t want your poop juice on his johnson, but still wants anal.

Sherlock: no shit shercock please

Shirlock hoe: then why you want anal

by Oohgle November 13, 2023

Clit Shit

A term for child Birth, and a weird ass one at that.

“Bro, my wife’s about to take a clit shit”
“Excuse me what the fuck”
“My son’s about to be born”
“Who the hell hurt you?”

by zfin87 January 3, 2019

Skin Shit

A misspelling of the word "skin suit"

Yo have you seen my new skin shit
Yeah that's and epic skin shit

by RandomTeen901 May 22, 2023

Shit of Relief

To say the word “shit” in such a context that expresses one’s feelings of relief or contentment. Occasionally, this will be accompanied by a sigh, or on rare occasion, a sneeze. See - sigh of relief

Rich: “Shit!”
Edward: “What’s wrong?”
Rich: “Nothing, I just get to go home soon.”
Edward: “So it was a Shit of Relief!”

by Wingman17 June 29, 2021