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Oh my days

Someone that says this is so cool and definitely not a grandma. People that say this are awesome and full of energy!!
“Oh my days, that’s amazing news!”
by abcdefgfiJP June 23, 2022
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My dad

My dad has not been found yet.
by Baby crackhead420x69 June 24, 2022
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I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok
i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy
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The only unique thing about me is my fingerprint

Used when you just want to feel unique
Jerry: 'Hey Kev what is unique about you?'
Kev: 'The only unique thing about me is my fingerprint'
Jerry: 'That just sounds like a discord status'
by ceese123254 June 27, 2022
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Rocks in my pudding

A term refering to rough anal sex with a tall fat man.
Man, Adam dropped some serious rocks in my pudding last night
by Kevin James 3rd June 28, 2022
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Scooting my pooch

irritation and/or inconveniences caused by factors out of one’s control or ability to handle
Wow the airline delayed the flight, now the heart won’t be delivered on time for my heart replacement surgery, they are really scooting my pooch
by SergioV June 28, 2022
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Keying my shit

Keying my shits basically means ur getting me tight , you getting me mad 😭
yo this bitch is keying my shit 😭

swervo gz
by swervo gz 👀 June 29, 2022
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