shit stabber

A man who is gay but does not acknowledge it. Men who fuck women up the arse and still think they are straight.

He says he is straight but he really is a shit stabber (gay).

by Jacob28 January 4, 2015

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by skarkieboi November 16, 2022

Oh Shit

Something you say when you see a tiger mauling a pack of indigenous tribesmen.

"You seeing that over there? That tiger is mauling those tribesmen!"
"Oh Shit, lemme get my camera!"
*click snap*

by Cat Lad March 18, 2022

Shit Show

Anoka High School Cafeteria

“What’s for lunch today?”
“Sewage”

“What?”
“A complete shit show happened when the sewage pipe burst in lunch today!”

by Bleb ;))) December 12, 2019

shit ton

n. 1,000 metric tons, or 2,204,624.4202 pounds

I have a shit ton of timber to haul today.

by PuffTheHoneyBadger December 5, 2020

Dumbass shit

When you lose to the Phenix suns 108-110 you utter these carefully placed word's after you have kicked a rubbish bin and all the content's spill out

The cavaliers have 10 seconds down 108-110!

LeBron shoots a 3.. oh it's no good !! It bounced off the rim!!! That's game!!

A few moments later: LeBron James walking into the team tunnel

Poor little rubbish bin: (LeBron James walks behind it and it gets kicked by lebron James as all the content's spill all over the place

LeBron: DUMBASS SHIT!! (LeBron James keeps walking walking

by Mimijojo March 2, 2023

Shit pasting

The act of using fecal matter as a glue like substance for crafting.

Grandma jane and I were Shit pasting a nice new bird house for the yard yesterday when i visited.

by Lemureslayer November 23, 2020