Shit on a stick

You're giving anal to someone and they shit on your dick
Every hole's a goal

Shit on a stick

by WeAreTheOppositeOfAwesome March 20, 2015

Shit cunt

Someone with the job title of “tree preservation officer”

I had to ask this shit cunt if I could build my house and he told me I can’t shave a few twigs off my trees. Utter shit cunt

by SickC January 4, 2023

Shit Strangled

When you walk into a bathroom and are immediately repulsed by the stink of someone else's feculence and forced to evacuate.

I can never use the bathroom at work, as I have to fill out the Coroners report with the cause of death " Shit Strangled " and may soon lose my veterinary license.

by Xzyhle February 11, 2022

Shit Goblet

For a special kind of Arsehole

That van driver who almost killed me today was a real “Shit Goblet”

by Aknownmouse August 28, 2025

Shit Lasagne

A common occurrence in those suffering from digestive issues; especially diarrhoea. This happens when you go to the toilet, feel as though you've finished and start to wipe only to have to sit back down and start the process over again. If this is repeated more than once, you end up with a layered effect (poop/paper/poop/paper/poop/paper etc.), much like the layering of a lasagne.

When I got in from the pub last night, I had myself a shit lasagne.

by anonymous April 25, 2024

shitted feets

fitted sheets

Shitted feets arr impiratical for hotel use.

by arrrmatey2 September 4, 2022

Shit-Swapping

The act of pressing your and another person's anus together and defecating into the other person's anus, or the other person defecating into your anus.

Ray William Johnson: Last night I heard Sheila and MacDonald were Shit-Swapping!
Bart: What the hell is Shit-Swapping?
Ray William Johnson: MacDonald was letting Sheila take a fat dukey in his asshole!

by godzillamaster099 August 13, 2018