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shit

the fuckin log that comes out of your ass
person one- i’m shitting

person two- if that’s what you call the damn log that’s coming out of your ass... -_-
by That really annoying red head February 10, 2021
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Shit

Shit are awful
by Fuck Madrid November 1, 2020
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Level 5 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with another animal shitting.
I took a level 5 shit with my dog the other day.
by Kringle_ May 28, 2022
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shit up

Shit up is when you get pound in the anal with your ass up n shit all over
She shit up after I took my dick outta her ass.
by Aallee November 15, 2017
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You need your shit milked.

You need a sort of stress reliever. In this case, a handjob 'offer'.
provocateur: You're having a bad time with work. You need your shit milked.

Recipient: Eeeaaaah! He's touching me!
by anonymous April 8, 2023
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eat shit syndrome

eat shit syndrome is a very serious syndrome in which case you feel the urge to rub your dick on the television screen while watching videos of your cousins sister shitting on a unicorn/maurice campbell. another term for a eat shit is when you shit on kyans face and his sister likes to eat it off
you have eat shit syndrome
wow your gay as fuck
by ted mager August 5, 2018
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Shit

Abbreviation of “sorry honey it’s Thursday” used for a dumb joke
Wife: TGIF!
Husband: SHIT
Wife: wdym TGIF!
Husband: SHIT
Wife: why do you keep saying that?
Husband: you know, SHIT, sorry honey it’s Thursday
by Eating_a_hoodie May 16, 2021
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