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by Totally real person June 21, 2023
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Piece of shit

To be a piece of shit is intended to be an undesirable characteristic of oneself or another person.

How to know you’ve become a piece of shit?

When you feel as filthy as the turd you squeeze out of your anus, daily.

Add a bonus if you’re working on multiple turds.
Consciousness: I bet if you fuck that party rag doll begging for a pegging you’ll feel like a piece of shit after.

Criticism: But why, all she needs right now is a nice ride and look at those melons..

Consciousness: It may be a nice ride for sure but what about Anna waiting back home.
by bongholmes January 7, 2022
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Cow Shit Stomping

An event at which piles of cow feces are stomped or kicked with great force causing them to splatter about indiscriminately. One's clothing should be expected to become soiled with said feces.
That shirt is so ugly, I wouldn't wear it to a cow shit stomping!
by MasterGnash April 15, 2019
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Shit Shanker

When you have a sore anus due to either under or over wiping after defecating.
Man I've had diarrhea for over a day now and I have a severe case of the shit shankers.
by N Made July 25, 2023
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shit

the thing that comes out of your ass
shit is something i would not want to tell you about
by roblox------------------------ February 25, 2019
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Shit pink

Shitting pink is an action observed after one receives brutal anal sex which results in the defecation of blood and semen. The resulting substance can be seen as dark pink in color.
X: *talking shit*
Y: "you better settle down before I come over there and make you shit pink"
by Seeksoul September 23, 2019
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Shit Copter

When propelled in the air, spinning and defecating everywhere and onto people below
I was performing a shit copter while people had coitus/mating.
by shitcopterlover March 30, 2025
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